Emmers
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Post by Emmers on Jan 17, 2009 11:31:44 GMT -5
Sorry to anyone who is blond, but i couldnt resist a blond joke contest!!!!
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Emmers
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Post by Emmers on Jan 17, 2009 11:32:36 GMT -5
a blond brought a ruler to bed to measure how LONG she slept
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Post by Noodleguy on Jan 17, 2009 11:34:13 GMT -5
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks liek an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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Emmers
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Post by Emmers on Jan 17, 2009 11:46:42 GMT -5
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Post by Noodleguy on Jan 17, 2009 11:48:04 GMT -5
AHHHHHH
Emily just won this thread!!! But I'll keep going anyway >_>
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Emmers
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Post by Emmers on Jan 17, 2009 14:16:55 GMT -5
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
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